105 Hilarious Ways to Personalize Your Golf Balls
Whether you're buying them as a gift for your favorite golf buddy or ordering a dozen for yourself, personalized golf balls are the ultimate way to own the golf course. With most personalized golf balls you get 3 lines and up to 17 characters per line to show the world your personality. Many golfers opt for something simple and straightforward like a name or nickname, however, here at Austad's, we like to be a bit more creative and have come up with a list of 105 hilarious ways to personalize your golf balls. Feel free to use any or all of these when you place your order!
1. If found, please return to David B Austad
2. Come on son
3, This is not your ball
4. This ball is broken. Left where found.
5. Don’t touch my balls
6. This ball will explode in 3…2…1
7. It's in the hole
8. Lost my Balls when I got married
9. Return to sender.
10. #Winning
11. NaNaNaNaNa
12. I’m 80. What’s your excuse?
13. I’m not lost, I’m hiding from Ryan.
14. No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.
15. Return to Joe in the bar for a FREE DRINK.
16. Pick it up.
17. Show me the money.
18. You’re lost too!
19. Fore!!
20. Dave Austad lost this golf ball.
21. Playing through!
22. Noonan
23. My wife has the other one
24. Dustin hit this beauty
25. NOT a Cinderella story
26. MIA
27. AWOL
28. Just find a hole
29. Only John Smith’s wife can touch his balls
30. Yeah, it really went that far.
31. This ball paid for with other golfers’ money.
32. FREEZE GOPHER!
33. My kids’ inheritance spent well
34. I’m not lost…I’m on a recon mission.
35. Take me to your leader!
36. Birdie maker, money taker.
37. In Soviet Russia, ball hits you!
38. I hit it too pure.
39. Give me an 8
40. You hit it here too?!
41. Find the Fairway
42. Bad Motherf$#!er
43. I'm free let me be.
44. If found return to your momma
45. FORE wasn't enough strokes
46. Return to pro shop for a free round of golf
47. Where's the beer cart
48. Did anyone get the number of that driver that hit me?
49. Obviously you suck too if your over here.
50. Free golf ball compliments of Dave Austad
51. I once was lost but now I’m found.
52. I like big putts and I cannot lie.
53. Eric hit this ball to far…now it’s yours.
54. Help! I can’t swim!
55. May the course be with you.
56. Oops…another shank!
57. Be the ball.
58. I said Tees, not TREES.
59. Mulligan…And again, and again and again.
60. I see a lot of horticulture in your future.
61. Go ahead, make my day.
62. W A S H M E
63. Just broke 70. That’s a lot of clubs.
64. Can you help me find the fairway?
65. Like my dimples?
66. I didn’t want this ball anyway – you can have it.
67. That’s how I roll.
68. This ball belongs to (un)lucky Joe.
69. I’m too good for my home.
70. Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir. And I NEVER slice.
71. Left for dead.
72. Will you treat me better than my previous owner?
73. Oh yeah…FORE!
74. My balls are dimpled.
75. Mulligan?
76. Birdie Hunter
77. Call 605-555-5555 for a free lesson!
78. This was my “practice shot”
79. If you’re going to play with my balls, you should at least buy me a beer first!
80. Yours is 30 yards back.
81. Please drop in hole.
82. World’s Greatest Duffer
83. World’s Greatest Sandbagger
84. Look out trees…here I come!
85. My balls stink!
86. Dear Mr. Cheapo – find your own ball!
87. You have one ball. Now you know how Lance Armstrong feels.
88. Does this Pro V1 look like your Pink Flying Lady?
89. Hazard Magnet
90. #YOLO
91. Swing Hard
92. Hiding from Mrs. Titleist
93. Buy balls…Lose balls…Circle of Golf.
94. SUCK IT!!!!!!
95. I love to PAR-TEE!
96. One under today! 1 under a bush.
97. Smile! Remember you paid to do this.
98. Who’s your caddy?
99. Nice shot. You’re still away.
100. Show me the money!
101. Early to bed, early to rise. Golf all day and make up lies.
102. The golf gods are always watching.
103. Please let my ball R.I.P.
104. OB is the place to be!
105. Hello friend
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